1) I knit a scarf with a collar.
Only old women need collars on their scarves. This is because they require the extra warmth of both shirt collars and scarf collars. If a person under the age of 75 were to wear two collars at the same time they would sweat to death. Fortunately for old people, this is physically impossible.
2. I have started quilting.
My excuses for this include:
There was a sale at Joanne Fabric
I needed something to do while I was watching the Golden Girls
Sometimes I drink too much wine to knit without dropping every other stitch. Luckily for me, sewing machines pretty much do all the work for you as far as keeping things in a straight line.
3. I am growing my own vegetables.
This is the only thing that I haven't killed. Please refer back to this post to see all the things that I actually planted.